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- 2020rocks. Early Show Featuring Sway Live
- 2020rocks. Launch Party '09 Featuring Laid Back Lu
- 2020 New Years Eve Masquerade Ball
- Gehenna Vii Vii Vii
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- Tricky - Shockwaves Nme Awards Tour 2009
- Shockwaves Nme Awards Show 2009 Present Tricky
TOTP is back….but just for Christmas
Written by: Shokrates The Finger
Silly old BBC. They really don’t “get” how to do music on television. Apart from Jools-bloody-Holland and that abominable Switch yoof-ting of theirs, their schedules are alwatys a bit barren. Okay, so there’s a documentary every now and again, but it’s all a bit tokenistic.
Which is why we’re heaving a big sigh of relief here at Music Towers now the Beeb has announced there will be a Top Of The Pops Xmas Special. The corporation had previously decided against giving the once-mighty pop show its traditional Christmas Special, a tradition that continued last year even though the weekly format of the show ended in 2006.
Simon Cowell, the power behind the X-Factor throne, had offered to buy he dormant brand off the BBC, which helped generate pressure from everyone from MPs to bands to the public for the show to get its Xmas Special banck. So that’s one good thing we can thank the high-waisted trouser’d one for.
TOTP will also get a New Year’s Eve show for the first time ever. DOUBLE-WHOOP.
Listen to Chinese Democracy - NOW
Written by: Hugh Platt
A week ago we heard Chinese Democracy for the first time….and now you can too, before the album is released in stores next week. Because in this world of shady internet backroom deals, the whole record is now available to stream over on MySpace.
Click here to hear Axl’s Roses new baby.
Let us know what you think - did you disagree with what our resident word-monkey had to say, now that you’ve had a listen? WE WANT YOUR OPINIONS.
Taking Stock of Glastonbury
Written by: David Harrison
Lets take stock of the 5 days in that Beavis’ guys field this week:
Found
- Some new friends
- One orange torch
- One big smelly but well fitting coat
- A Tent (there were a few available)
- Someone called Shuan gave me £60 to buy/steal my megaphone then buggered off without it.
- Someone gave me £50 for helping them up on stage
Lost or Stolen
- One Bakerlight Handset that had been rewired as a headphone for mixing made by my missus she is very very angry about it.
- One Mini-KP Kaospad a bunch of leeds and rechargeable batteries
- Maybe a very tasty bunch of CD’s (not sure yet, a bit too scared to look)
- One hat with horns like the devil or a cow
- One set of oversize shades I bought on holiday
- Dignity on Dancefloor
This is the reason why I didn’t want to go - it costs so much to go to Glastonbury, both personally and financially. In time effort, hard cash, and your best party kit that gets stolen. I always end up losing out. If you found the retro phone handset/kaospad or CD’s, please get in touch will give you hard cash.
TOP ACTS
- Manu Chao
Where have you been all my life, we wanted ‘Bongo Bong’ though. - Black Mountain
Ah someone booked a rock band! Aces! Call out the beardo’s! Loved the end of their set - “We are going to play one more’. Cue enchanting 15 minute pink floydesque physcadelica. With some very pacey stage managers. - Neil Diamond
What happened to ‘Girl You’ll be a Woman Soon’? Or ‘Rhinestone Cowboy’? We don’t care about the god songs on the new album. May I also suggest learning the name of where you are: “hellooo Glastonberry”. - The Banjo Circus
The smallest Banjo Circus in the world ever! Made me believe I can do acrobatics. And remind me why redheads are the boss. - Trash City
The random trance of trash city – imagine finding a flaming mad max baddie headquarters at 4am full of crazy midlanders. Could of done with some Lionel Richie though throw a random smack in the middle of it. Nice to meet a 60 year old raver though. - Newton Faulkner
Until recently thought that white guys in dreads only should be allowed to a) sell falafels b) do the lighting rigging, I will now add c) Sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ to a billion teenage girls with a load of acoustic guitar gimmicks to that list
TOP GRIPES
- Glastonbury is full of bullshit and double standards: it’s like getting out of a prison to get in, messages of peace love tidy up and happiness. But all the punters leave it like a dump - disgusting.
- Music seems to be painfully music-industry indie-based, not that much experimental music on the main stages. Doesn’t really support the genuine alternative scene in that respect. Feels like a marketing exercise in the same people making the big bucks and getting the exposure.
- The big band areas of burger bars and gurning idiots that really need a mirror put in their faces.
- Now combine 1 to 3 and you have Jack Penate and friends - (allegedly - legal Ed). They were camped near us. They were rude, self-important on coke (seemingly) and some other camper spotted a lovely crackpipe. They left their camp really dirty and didn’t tidy up anything. Probably got paid a relative fortune and treated everyone around them and the farm with total disrespect. This is the mindset of possibly every fouth camp that didn’t tidy up, got wankered, took drugs and then left everything in a field. Spoilt twats deserved a kicking and offered them it too. Not surprising they snuck off in the morning, one of them even walked off while in his tent so ashamed on his comedown.
Maybe it is time to call it a Day – the Message isn’t working
It is more of an issue now then a spare ticket being sold here and there, of course it is reflection of a wider throwaway culture. But in the build up to Glastonbury I think the touting talk/Jay Z talk/Tent Peg talk all come back to one thing. Respect for everyone on site and that disposable culture can’t be maintained. I would find it hard to justify putting on the festival if I owned it. Why not just have a smaller more sustainable festival?
You can’t organise it and then have some very token gestures on charity donations. There was a sign somewhere that said ‘not just a marketing gimmick’ - but I think Glastonbury’s green credentials are the biggest marketing green gimmick of all time.
How about not having 200,000 burn rubber, fire, petrol, use plane miles, and have endless lines of cars coming to a field? Surely that would be the most effective manner to ‘all do our little bit’, or ‘be kind to the farm’. Maybe I am being grouchy and I have had a lot of great times at Glastonbury, but with every year it seems more hypocritical even having the festival on at all.
So if you have to have another one - this is a festival with almost 200k people every year, about a quarter of them working. So cooking food, sucking poo, performing on stage, making a Wickerman…it seems possibly a third are just there to get ‘tarded up on drugs, steal shit, and then leave it all behind when they pop off back to suburbia. Maybe the festival needs to become a tad more militant?
If everyone was involved, then would they respect what you do more? How about Burning Man’s theme, lets ban money on site, let’s take away the bars, let’s take away the burger vans, let’s take away the headliners and the expensive hitters. Let’s all get involved, get up there on a Wednesday and make some reason to barter for food/drink/entertainment. Let’s ban petrol generators and electricity on site. Let’s all get involved to make it work. Let’s have a production train or two taking the kit off and on site. Let’s make the BBC take down their glittery production. “Get into the festival or don’t turn up” should apply from top to bottom.
Whatever happens, something has to change as the state of the site was unacceptable to do it like this again.
Slipknot new mask revealed
Written by: David Harrison
Slipknot masks ain’t what they used to be
- Shows this week
- SHOW OF HANDS WITH MIRANDA SYKES
- THE WEDDING PRESENT
- ANTTI SIIRALA
- ANTTI SIIRALA
- SIR GAWAIN AND THE GREEN KNIGHT
- SIR GAWAIN AND THE GREEN KNIGHT
- JIMBOB (CARTER USM) + CHRIS T-T + AKIRA THE DON + SUBLIMINAL GIRLS
- KASULE XMAS PARTY - 2 DAY TICKET (MILES HUNT, JIMBOB, THE INDELICATES + MORE)
- FUNHOUSE COMEDY CLUB
- THE PEACOCKS
- FUNHOUSE COMEDY CLUB
- FUNHOUSE COMEDY CLUB
- LOCRA
- CHRISTMAS CHAMPIONS
- INTRODUCING A NOTE FOR NOTE REWORKING OF DJ SHADOWS CLASSIC LP.
- PURR PRESENTS PINEY GIR AND THE AGE OF REASON, BETTY & THE WEREWOLVES, COLLIDING LEMONS
- FIL CAMPBELL WITH TOM MCFARLAND & BRENDAN EMMETT
- FIL CAMPBELL WITH TOM MCFARLAND & BRENDAN EMMETT
- TASSOS SPILIOTOPOULOS GROUP
- TRIVIUM
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